Quotes from the Movie The Naked Gun

The truth hurts doesn't it, Hapsburg. Oh sure, maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts.

Frank Drebin

There is always risk. Like getting up in the morning and crossing the street... Or putting your face in a fan.

Frank Drebin

Like a blind man at an orgy, I was gonna have to feel my way in.

Frank Drebin

Like a midget at a urinal, I'd have to be on my toes.

Frank Drebin

And by the way.. I faked every orgasm.

Frank Drebin

Well I'm sure we can handle this like the mature adults we are isn't that right Mr. Poopy...Pants!

Frank Drebin

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