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Quotes from the movie The Princess Bride
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Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.
Westley


We are men of action. Lies do not become us.
Westley


There is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. It would be a pity to damage yours.
Westley


Drop your sword.
Westley


He's right on top of us! I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using?
Inigo Montoya


I just work for Vizzini to pay the bills. There's not a lot of money in revenge.
Inigo Montoya


There will be blood tonight!
Inigo Montoya


Fezzik! Listen. Do you hear? That is the sound of ultimate suffering. My heart made that sound when Rugen slaughtered my father. The Man in Black makes it now.
Inigo Montoya


Let me explainÖ No, there is too much. Let me sum up. Buttercup is marrying Humperdinck in a little less than half an hour, so all we have to do is get in, break up the wedding, steal the Princess, and make our escape after I kill Count Rugen.
Inigo Montoya


Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Inigo Montoya


Anybody want a peanut?
Fezzik


Playing a rhyming game with Inigo
Fezzik


I only dog paddle.
Fezzik


You just wiggled your finger. That's wonderful!
Fezzik


It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise.
Fezzik


My way's not very sportsmanlike.
Fezzik


Reaction to Vizzini's description of "handling it your way".
Fezzik


Do you know what that sound is, Highness? Those are the Shrieking Eels ó if you don't believe me, just wait. They always grow louder when they're about to feed on human flesh. If you swim back now, I promise, no harm will come to you. I doubt you will get such an offer from the Eels.
Vizzini


When his head comes into view, HIT IT WITH THE ROCK!!!
Vizzini


Vizzini's description of "handling it your way" .
Vizzini


There's nothing to explain. You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen.
Vizzini


I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.
Vizzini


Ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?...Morons.
Vizzini


You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia; but only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!
Vizzini


My people ... a month from now, our country will have its 500th anniversary. On that sundown, I shall marry a lady who was once a commoner like yourselves ó but perhaps you will not find her common now.
Prince Humperdinck