Quotes from the Movie The Princess Bride

Anybody want a peanut?

Fezzik

Playing a rhyming game with Inigo

Fezzik

I only dog paddle.

Fezzik

You just wiggled your finger. That's wonderful!

Fezzik

It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise.

Fezzik

My way's not very sportsmanlike.

Fezzik

Reaction to Vizzini's description of "handling it your way".

Fezzik

Do you know what that sound is, Highness? Those are the Shrieking Eels ó if you don't believe me, just wait. They always grow louder when they're about to feed on human flesh. If you swim back now, I promise, no harm will come to you. I doubt you will get such an offer from the Eels.

Vizzini

When his head comes into view, HIT IT WITH THE ROCK!!!

Vizzini

Vizzini's description of "handling it your way" .

Vizzini

There's nothing to explain. You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen.

Vizzini

I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.

Vizzini

Ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?...Morons.

Vizzini

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia; but only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!

Vizzini

My people ... a month from now, our country will have its 500th anniversary. On that sundown, I shall marry a lady who was once a commoner like yourselves ó but perhaps you will not find her common now.

Prince Humperdinck

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