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Quotes from the movie The Princess Bride
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As you wish.
Westley


I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. Until then, rest well and dream of large women.
Westley


To an unconscious Fezzik
Westley


We are men of action. Lies do not become us.
Westley


There is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. It would be a pity to damage yours.
Westley


Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
Westley


He's right on top of us! I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using?
Inigo Montoya


Referring to the sailboat that has been following them
Inigo Montoya


I just work for Vizzini to pay the bills. There's not a lot of money in revenge.
Inigo Montoya


There will be blood tonight!
Inigo Montoya


Referring to his eventual revenge on the man who killed his father
Inigo Montoya


Do you hear that Fezzik? That is the sound of ultimate suffering. My heart made that sound when the six-fingered man killed my father. The Man in Black makes it now.
Inigo Montoya


On hearing Westley's cries of torture
Inigo Montoya


Let me explainÖ No, there is too much. Let me sum up. Buttercup is marrying Humperdinck in a little less than half an hour, so all we have to do is get in, break up the wedding, steal the Princess, and make our escape after I kill Count Rugen.
Inigo Montoya


Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Inigo Montoya


His revenge speech
Inigo Montoya


I want my father back, you son of a bitch.
Inigo Montoya


As he kills Count Rugen
Inigo Montoya


Anybody want a peanut?
Fezzik


Playing a rhyming game with Inigo
Fezzik


I only dog paddle.
Fezzik


You just wiggled your finger. That's wonderful!
Fezzik


It's not my fault I'm the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise.
Fezzik


My way's not very sportsmanlike.
Fezzik


Reaction to Vizzini's description of "handling it your way".
Fezzik


Do you know what that sound is, Highness? Those are the Shrieking Eels ó if you don't believe me, just wait. They always grow louder when they're about to feed on human flesh. If you swim back now, I promise, no harm will come to you. I doubt you will get such an offer from the Eels.
Vizzini


There's nothing to explain. You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen.
Vizzini


I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.
Vizzini


Ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?...Morons.
Vizzini


When his head comes into view, HIT IT WITH THE ROCK!!!
Vizzini


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