Addressing his people, referring to Princess Buttercup
I always think everything could be a trap ó which is why I'm still alive.
Iocane! I'd bet my life on it. And there are the Princess's footprints. She is alive ... or was, an hour ago. If she is otherwise when I find her, I shall be very put out.
Disappeared. He must have seen us closing in, which might account for his panicking in error. Unless I am wrong, and I am never wrong, they are headed dead into the Fire Swamp.
You truly love each other, and so you might have been truly happy. Not one couple in a century has that chance, no matter what the storybooks say. And so I think no man in a century will suffer as greatly as you will.
I knew he was bluffing.
After he has fallen for the bluff and been tied to a chair.
Beautiful, isn't it? It took me half a lifetime to invent it. I'm sure you've discovered my deep and abiding interest in pain. At present I'm writing the definitive work on the subject. So I want you to be totally honest with me on how The Machine makes you feel.
As you know, the concept of the suction pump is centuries old. Well, really, that's all this is. Except that instead of sucking water, I'm sucking life. I've just sucked one year of your life away. I might one day go as high as five, but I really don't know what that would do to you. So, let's just start with what we have. What did this do to you? Tell me. And remember, this is for posterity, so be honest -- how do you feel?
You must be that little Spanish brat I taught a lesson to all those years ago. It's simply incredible. Have you been chasing me your whole life only to fail now? I think that's the worst thing I ever heard. How marvelous.
Good heavens, are you still trying to win? You've got an over-developed sense of vengeance. It's going to get you in trouble some day.
.. He can track a falcon on a cloudy day, he can find you.
.. And you can die too for all I care.
Do you promise not to hurt him?!
You mock my pain.
It comes to this: I love Westley, I always have - I know now I always will. If you tell me I must marry you in ten days, please believe I will be dead by morning.
All your ships except your four fastest of course.
That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying "As you wish", what he meant was, "I love you."
Yes, you're very smart. Shut up.
In my day, "television" was called "books".
Alright, ok, ok, alright..
Isn't that a wonderful beginning?
Hold it, hold it! What is this? Are you tryin' to trick me? Where's the sports? Is this a kissing book?
He'll pinch my cheek. I hate that.
Your true love lives and you marry another ó True love saved her in the Fire Swamp, and she treated it like garbage. And that's what she is, the Queen of Refuse! So, bow down to her if you want. Bow to her. Bow to the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of Putrescence. Boo! Boo! Rubbish! Filth! Slime! Muck! Boo! Boo!