Quotes from the Movie The Addams Family

And our credo, "Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc" ó "We gladly feast on those who would subdue us". Not just pretty words.

Morticia

Wednesday, play with your food!

Morticia

Thing, you're a handful.

Morticia

Don't torture yourself, Gomez. That's my job.

Morticia

Gomez, last night ó you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again!

Morticia

Uncle Nick-Nack's winter wardrobe. Uncle Nick-Nack's summer wardrobe. Uncle Nick-Nack.

Morticia

They say she danced naked in the town square, and enslaved a minister! But don't worry. We told Wednesday, "college first."

Morticia

We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you.

Gomez

That's the spirit, Thing! Lend a hand!

Gomez

They say that a man who represents himself in court has a fool for a client. And with God as my witness, I am that fool!

Gomez

2, 10, 11. Eyes, fingers, toes!

Gomez

She wasn't sick, she was sloppy. If I wanted to kill my husband, I'd do it, and I wouldn't get caught.

Wednesday

I'm a homicidal maniac, I look just like everyone else.

Wednesday

Dinner's gonna be late.

Grandma

Three parts dynamite, with a nitroglycerin cap. It's perfect for small homes, carports and toolsheds.

Fester