Quotes from the Movie The Incredibles

My God, you've gotten fat. Come in, come, come!

Edna E Mode

I never look back, dahling. It distracts from the now.

Edna E Mode

Supermodels - ha! Nothing super about them. Spoiled, stupid little stick-figures with poofy lips who think only about themselves. Feh! I used to design for GODS!

Edna E Mode

You can't! It's impossible! I'm far too busy, so ask me now before I again become sane.

Edna E Mode

No capes!

Edna E Mode

Well, I'm sure I don't know, dahling; luck favors the prepared. I didn't know the baby's powers, so I covered the basics...

Edna E Mode

I cut it a little roomy for the free movement. The fabric is comfortable for sensitive skin... and it can also withstand a temperature of over one thousand degrees... completely bulletproof... and machine-washable, dahling. That's a new feature.

Edna E Mode

What are you talking about? You are Elastigirl! My God! Pull yourself together! What will you do? Is...is...is this a question? You will show him that you remember that he is Mr. Incredible! And you will REMIND him, who YOU are! Well, you know where he is... Go! Confront the problem! Fight! Win! And call me when you get back, dahling, I enjoy our visits.

Edna E Mode

Yes, words are useless. Gobble, gobble, gobble. There is too much of it, darling. Too much. That is why I show you my work! That is why you are here!

Edna E Mode

No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again! Sometimes I just want it to stay saved, you know? For a little bit. I feel like the maid: "I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for, for ten minutes?! Please?!"

Mr. Incredible (Bob Parr)

I've still got time.

Mr. Incredible (Bob Parr)

Okay...listen closely I'd LIKE to help you, but. I. can't. I'd like to tell you to take a copy of your policy to Norma Wilcox on... Norma. Wilcox. [points] ... W-I-L-C-O-X on the 3rd floor, but I can't. I also DO NOT advise you to fill out a WS-2574 form with our legal department on the 2nd floor. I would NOT expect someone to get back to you quickly to resolve the matter. I'd like to help, but there's nothing I can do. Shh! I'M SORRY, MA'AM, I KNOW YOU'RE UPSET... pretend to be upset!

Mr. Incredible (Bob Parr)

It is not a graduation. He will simply be moved from the fourth grade to the fifth grade.

Mr. Incredible (Bob Parr)

Reliving the glory days is better than acting like they didn't happen!

Mr. Incredible (Bob Parr)

It's psychotic! They keep inventing new ways to celebrate mediocrity. But when someone is genuinely exceptional...

Mr. Incredible (Bob Parr)

Showtime

Mr. Incredible (Bob Parr)

You keep trying to pick a fight, while I'm still just happy that you're alive.

Mr. Incredible (Bob Parr)

You keep trying to pick a fight, while I'm still just happy that you're alive.

Mr. Incredible (Bob Parr)

Hey, come on. We're superheroes. What could happen?

Mr. Incredible (Bob Parr)

No... there isn't. Why are you here? How can you possibly bring me lower? What more can you take away from me?

Mr. Incredible (Bob Parr)

How could I betray the perfect woman?

Mr. Incredible (Bob Parr)

You are my greatest adventure - and I almost missed it. I swear I'll get us out of here.

Mr. Incredible (Bob Parr)

I think you need to be a little more... flexible.

ElastiGirl (Helen Parr)

Of course I have a secret identity! Can you see me in this [indicates her super-suit] at the, at the supermarket? Come on! I don't want to go shopping as Elastigirl, you know what I mean?

ElastiGirl (Helen Parr)

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