Quotes from the Movie The Lost Boys

What's wrong with this picture? There's no TV! Have you seen a TV Mike? I haven't seen a TV...do you know what it means when there's no TV?- no MTV.

Sam Emerson

You need sunglasses to talk on the phone? Are you freebasing, Michael? Inquiring minds want to know.

Sam Emerson

Look at your reflection in the mirror. You're a creature of the night, Michael. Just like out of a comic book. You're a vampire, Michael. My own brother, a goddam shit-sucking vampire. You wait 'til Mom finds out!

Sam Emerson

Don't kill me, Mike. I'm basically a good kid, so just don't kill me.

Sam Emerson

It's that girl from the boardwalk. Is she one of them?... She's one of them! And don't tell me it doesn't make her a bad person, Mike.

Sam Emerson

Let's start with the little one. First come, first staked.

Alan Frog

Holy shit, it's the attack of Eddie Munster!

Alan Frog

Holy shit, vampire hotel.

Edgar Frog

Vampires have such rotten tempers.

Edgar Frog

I think I should warn you all, when a vampire bites it, it's never a pretty sight. No two blood suckers go out the same way. Some yell and scream, some go quietly, some explode, some implode. But, all will try and take you with them.

Edgar Frog

Try holy water, death breath!

Edgar Frog

You don't have to beat me. Just try and keep up.

David

That's what I love about this place. You ask, and then you get.

David

What, you don't like rice? Tell me Michael, how could a billion Chinese people be wrong?

David

Maggots, Michael. You're eating maggots. How do they taste?

David

Initiation's over, Michael. Time to join the club!

David

Now you know what we are. And now you know what you are. You'll never grow old, Michael. And you'll never die. But you must feed.

David

Lucy, you're the only woman I ever knew who didn't improve her situation by getting divorced.

Grandpa

Rules! We've got some rules around here. Second shelf is mine. That's where I keep my root beers and my double-thick Oreo cookies. Nobody touches the second shelf but me. There's another rule around here, and I want you to pay close attention. Don't touch anything. Everything is exactly where I want it.

Grandpa

Looks like I wasn't the only one who got lucky last night.

Grandpa

Talk about the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Michael Emerson

I can never sleep with the closet door open, either. Not even a crack. Sam, this is a terrible thing to admit, but I think that one of the reasons I divorced your father was because he never believed in the closet monster.

Lucy Emerson

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