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Quotes from the movie Toy Story 2
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Here is the list of things to do while I'm away. Batteries need to be replaced. Toys in the bottom of the chest need to be rotated. Oh, and make sure everyone attends Mr. Spell's seminar on what to do if you or a part of you is swallowed. Okay? Okay, good, okay.
Woody


Run like the wind, Bullseye!
Woody


You really are a Stinky Pete, aren't you?!
Woody


Well, Stinky Pete, It's about time you found out the true meaning of playtime!
Woody


Buzz Lightyear Mission Log: All signs point to this planet as the location of Zurg's fortress, but there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.
Buzz Lightyear


To Al's Toy Barn... and beyond!
Buzz Lightyear


Woody once risked his life to save mine, and I couldn't call myself his friend if I wasn't willing to do the same. Now who's with me?
Buzz Lightyear


Am I really that fat?
Buzz Lightyear


Uh, ma ó ma'am? I, uh, um, well, I just wanted to say you're a bright young woman with a beautiful yarn full of hair. A hair full of yarn. It's ah... um... I must go.
Buzz Lightyear


Darnit, Woody!
Buzz Lightyear


YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! ITS YOU! ITS YOU! ITS REALLY YOU!!!!
Jessie


You never forget kids like Emily or Andy... but they forget you.
Jessie


It's your choice, Woody; either you can go to Japan together or in pieces! He fixed you once, he can fix you again. Now get in the box!
Stinky Pete the Prospector


You're just fannin' the flames, Jessie. It takes brains to put out that fire. [sits on the fuse, then jumps right back up] Yeow! Ma biscuits are burning!
Stinky Pete the Prospector


Prepare to meet MR. ANGRY EYES! [Reaches into his back compartment for angry eyes, but accidentally puts on spare pair of shoes instead.] Raargh! Raar!
Mr. Potato Head


I'm a married spud, I'm a married spud...
Mr. Potato Head


All right fellas, let's roll!
Mr. Potato Head


You're not turning me into a mashed potato!
Mr. Potato Head


Pizza, anyone?
Mr. Potato Head


Put me down, you moron!
Mr. Potato Head


I despise that chicken.
Hamm


All right, nobody look till I get my cork back in.
Hamm


Turn into the spin, Barbie!
Hamm


You heard of Kung Fu? Well prepare yourself for pork chop!
Hamm


Oh, I seriously doubt he's getting this kind of mileage.
Hamm


I may not be a smart dog, but I know what roadkill is.
Slinky


Woah! Pork bellies are falling. Buzz, Buzz! My backend's going to Baton Rouge!
Slinky


Ah, this fella says he needs to go out back for a little private time?
Slinky


It's the chicken man!
Rex


I can't look! Could somebody please cover my eyes?!
Rex


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