Quotes from the Movie Toy Story 2

Oh, I seriously doubt he's getting this kind of mileage.

Hamm

I may not be a smart dog, but I know what roadkill is.

Slinky

Woah! Pork bellies are falling. Buzz, Buzz! My backend's going to Baton Rouge!

Slinky

Ah, this fella says he needs to go out back for a little private time?

Slinky

It's the chicken man!

Rex

I can't look! Could somebody please cover my eyes?!

Rex

Guys, we can't park here. It's a white zone.

Rex

I'm packing you an extra pair of shoes, and your angry eyes just in case.

Mrs. Potato Head

And don't talk to any toys you don't know!

Mrs. Potato Head

And this is the Buzz Lightyear aisle! Back in 1995, short-sighted retailers did not order enough dolls to meet demand!

Tour Guide Barbie

Remain seated, please. Siga asentado, por favor.

Tour Guide Barbie

Come to me, my prey.

Evil Emperor Zurg

Destroy Buzz Lightyear!

Evil Emperor Zurg

Money, baby... money, money.

Al McWiggin

Yeah what?! [Changes tone] Oh! Mr Goodisan.

Al McWiggin

Heh heh, thats a lot of numbers - no I got it.

Al McWiggin

I can't believe I have to drive to work...ON A SATURDAY! ALL THE WAY TO WORK!

Al McWiggin

You my little cowboy friend are going to make BIG buck-buck-bucks!

Al McWiggin

It's like printing my own money...

Al McWiggin

Listen Flyboy! The contents of that case are worth more than you make in a year. You got that, sport? You be careful, I had a box of cookies once and they came back as crumbs.

Al McWiggin

To mail six packages to Japan overnight is how much? That's in yen, right? DOLLARS?! Oh, you people are deliberately taking advantage of people in a hurry, you know that?

Al McWiggin

Don't touch my moustache!

Al McWiggin

I'm sorry honey, but you know, toys don't last forever.

Andy's Mom

What's the point in prolonging the inevitable? We're all just one step away from here, to there.

Wheezy the Penguin

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