Quotes from the Movie Toy Story 2

Here is the list of things to do while I'm away. Batteries need to be replaced. Toys in the bottom of the chest need to be rotated. Oh, and make sure everyone attends Mr. Spell's seminar on what to do if you or a part of you is swallowed. Okay? Okay, good, okay.

Woody

Run like the wind, Bullseye!

Woody

You really are a Stinky Pete, aren't you?!

Woody

Well, Stinky Pete, It's about time you found out the true meaning of playtime!

Woody

Buzz Lightyear Mission Log: All signs point to this planet as the location of Zurg's fortress, but there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.

Buzz Lightyear

To Al's Toy Barn... and beyond!

Buzz Lightyear

Woody once risked his life to save mine, and I couldn't call myself his friend if I wasn't willing to do the same. Now who's with me?

Buzz Lightyear

Am I really that fat?

Buzz Lightyear

Uh, ma ma'am? I, uh, um, well, I just wanted to say you're a bright young woman with a beautiful yarn full of hair. A hair full of yarn. It's ah... um... I must go.

Buzz Lightyear

Darnit, Woody!

Buzz Lightyear

YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! ITS YOU! ITS YOU! ITS REALLY YOU!!!!

Jessie

You never forget kids like Emily or Andy... but they forget you.

Jessie

It's your choice, Woody; either you can go to Japan together or in pieces! He fixed you once, he can fix you again. Now get in the box!

Stinky Pete the Prospector

You're just fannin' the flames, Jessie. It takes brains to put out that fire. [sits on the fuse, then jumps right back up] Yeow! Ma biscuits are burning!

Stinky Pete the Prospector

Prepare to meet MR. ANGRY EYES! [Reaches into his back compartment for angry eyes, but accidentally puts on spare pair of shoes instead.] Raargh! Raar!

Mr. Potato Head

I'm a married spud, I'm a married spud...

Mr. Potato Head

All right fellas, let's roll!

Mr. Potato Head

You're not turning me into a mashed potato!

Mr. Potato Head

Pizza, anyone?

Mr. Potato Head

Put me down, you moron!

Mr. Potato Head

I despise that chicken.

Hamm

All right, nobody look till I get my cork back in.

Hamm

Turn into the spin, Barbie!

Hamm

You heard of Kung Fu? Well prepare yourself for pork chop!

Hamm

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