Quotes from the Movie Waiting...

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Floyd

Sir yes sir! Blue cheese for you stat! Have a good day big guy.

Floyd

Yes Masta..Right away Masta..Aint gonna be no bacon on the salad masta...no bacon..oh no.no no

Floyd

Yeah! Carpe deez nuts! God I can't wait to quit this job!

Floyd

We almost had to move it up to the 10 second rule!

Floyd

Congratulations, you're the coolest guy that works at ShenanigenZ! That's like being the smartest kid with Down's Syndrome

Mitch

You are the biggest piece of shit in this entire restaurant, and I hope you burn in hell.

Mitch

Correct me if I'm wrong, but havenít I been inside you?

Monty

Come on mom. Of course I'm being safe. I pull out.

Monty

I'd do her. Hell I'd probably even pay... I would.

Monty

Mama said thay my magic shoes. Mama say thay take me anywhere. Of course mama use to beat with a rubber hose and call me a retard

Monty

Damn child proof lighters.

Monty

It's so angry!

Monty

With women, it's always one of two things. Either they won't sleep with you, and then there's really no need to ever call them again. Or they DO sleep with you... and then there's really no need to ever call them again.

Monty

Well, the best thing about Alzheimer's is you get to meet new people everyday.

Monty

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