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Sir yes sir! Blue cheese for you stat! Have a good day big guy.
Yes Masta..Right away Masta..Aint gonna be no bacon on the salad masta...no bacon..oh no.no no
Yeah! Carpe deez nuts! God I can't wait to quit this job!
We almost had to move it up to the 10 second rule!
Congratulations, you're the coolest guy that works at ShenanigenZ! That's like being the smartest kid with Down's Syndrome
You are the biggest piece of shit in this entire restaurant, and I hope you burn in hell.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but havenít I been inside you?
Come on mom. Of course I'm being safe. I pull out.
I'd do her. Hell I'd probably even pay... I would.
Mama said thay my magic shoes. Mama say thay take me anywhere. Of course mama use to beat with a rubber hose and call me a retard
Damn child proof lighters.
It's so angry!
With women, it's always one of two things. Either they won't sleep with you, and then there's really no need to ever call them again. Or they DO sleep with you... and then there's really no need to ever call them again.
Well, the best thing about Alzheimer's is you get to meet new people everyday.
It's like a horrible time paradox, where neither our wisdom, nor your virginity ever escape.
And as if some kind of slut magic, POOF, you appear at my door
Bitch, what makes you think I won't cut you?
Take anything that he gives you, with a shot of penicillin.
Unless you're combing the playground for middle schoolers, don't become an asshole like Monty.
Tonights gonna be one of those parties, where I stick my dick in the mash potatoes!
And that is the Lincoln. Now remember you have to shave it to a beard or it doesn't count.
Oohh, it's so veiny!
The goat! ohhhh the goat....you bastard...
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing? Come on, man. You can't be mixing Mexican and Continental. Come on, Man. I thought you was better than that.