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Quotes from the movie Waiting...
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Welcome to Thunderdome Bitch!
Floyd


Sir yes sir! Blue cheese for you stat! Have a good day big guy.
Floyd


Yes Masta..Right away Masta..Aint gonna be no bacon on the salad masta...no bacon..oh no.no no
Floyd


Yeah! Carpe deez nuts! God I can't wait to quit this job!
Floyd


We almost had to move it up to the 10 second rule!
Floyd


Congratulations, you're the coolest guy that works at ShenanigenZ! That's like being the smartest kid with Down's Syndrome
Mitch


You are the biggest piece of shit in this entire restaurant, and I hope you burn in hell.
Mitch


Correct me if I'm wrong, but havenít I been inside you?
Monty


Come on mom. Of course I'm being safe. I pull out.
Monty


I'd do her. Hell I'd probably even pay... I would.
Monty


Mama said thay my magic shoes. Mama say thay take me anywhere. Of course mama use to beat with a rubber hose and call me a retard
Monty


Damn child proof lighters.
Monty


It's so angry!
Monty


With women, it's always one of two things. Either they won't sleep with you, and then there's really no need to ever call them again. Or they DO sleep with you... and then there's really no need to ever call them again.
Monty


Well, the best thing about Alzheimer's is you get to meet new people everyday.
Monty


It's like a horrible time paradox, where neither our wisdom, nor your virginity ever escape.
Monty


And as if some kind of slut magic, POOF, you appear at my door
Monty


Bitch, what makes you think I won't cut you?
Nick


Take anything that he gives you, with a shot of penicillin.
Serena


Unless you're combing the playground for middle schoolers, don't become an asshole like Monty.
Serena


Tonights gonna be one of those parties, where I stick my dick in the mash potatoes!
Raddimus


And that is the Lincoln. Now remember you have to shave it to a beard or it doesn't count.
Raddimus


Oohh, it's so veiny!
Raddimus


The goat! ohhhh the goat....you bastard...
Raddimus


Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing? Come on, man. You can't be mixing Mexican and Continental. Come on, Man. I thought you was better than that.
Raddimus


I want a single shot of whisky, and a double shot of whisky, and she'll have water. You know, what the hell. It's our anniversary. Would you bring her a Pepsi?
ShenaniganZ Customers


I don't mean to be a bitch, but the last four times we've come here the food was awful.
ShenaniganZ Customers


Well. I want a hot pink center.
ShenaniganZ Customers


I think I might name my daughter chlamydia.
ShenaniganZ Customers


It's good in a sense that I can take walks in my underwear; I can give small children the middle finger. But as long as I look happy while I'm doing it, people just assume I'm senile.... Well, sometimes I give small children the middle finger and don't realize I'm doing it until someone slaps me, so I really am going senile.
ShenaniganZ Customers


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