Quotes from the Movie Waiting...

It's like a horrible time paradox, where neither our wisdom, nor your virginity ever escape.

Monty

And as if some kind of slut magic, POOF, you appear at my door

Monty

Bitch, what makes you think I won't cut you?

Nick

Take anything that he gives you, with a shot of penicillin.

Serena

Unless you're combing the playground for middle schoolers, don't become an asshole like Monty.

Serena

Tonights gonna be one of those parties, where I stick my dick in the mash potatoes!

Raddimus

And that is the Lincoln. Now remember you have to shave it to a beard or it doesn't count.

Raddimus

Oohh, it's so veiny!

Raddimus

The goat! ohhhh the goat....you bastard...

Raddimus

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing? Come on, man. You can't be mixing Mexican and Continental. Come on, Man. I thought you was better than that.

Raddimus

I want a single shot of whisky, and a double shot of whisky, and she'll have water. You know, what the hell. It's our anniversary. Would you bring her a Pepsi?

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I don't mean to be a bitch, but the last four times we've come here the food was awful.

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Well. I want a hot pink center.

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I think I might name my daughter chlamydia.

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It's good in a sense that I can take walks in my underwear; I can give small children the middle finger. But as long as I look happy while I'm doing it, people just assume I'm senile.... Well, sometimes I give small children the middle finger and don't realize I'm doing it until someone slaps me, so I really am going senile.

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