Quotes from the Movie Waynes World

I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. If you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.

Wayne Campbell

advising Garth about his fear of vomiting if he talks to his dream girl

Wayne Campbell

I mean, there are two Darren Stevens, right? Dick York and Dick Sargeant.Shyeah, right, as if we wouldn't notice. Oh, hold on! Dick York, Dick Sergeant, Sergeant York... Wow, that's weird.

Wayne Campbell

I'll have the "cream of sum yung gai".

Wayne Campbell

It will be mine. Oh, yes It will be mine.

Wayne Campbell

She will be mine. Oh, yes she will be mine.

Wayne Campbell

I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.

Wayne Campbell

Ex-squeeze me? Baking powder?

Wayne Campbell

Ah yes, it's a lot like 'Star Trek: The Next Generation'. In many ways it's superior but will never be as recognized as the original.

Wayne Campbell

I know I don't have his looks. I know I don't have his money. I know I don't have his connections, his knowledge of fine wines. I know sometimes when I eat I get this clicking sound in my jaw...

Wayne Campbell

What the hell's going on? I lost my show, I lost my best friend, I lost my girl. I'm being shit on, that's all, shit on, and you know what really pisses me off Wait, no, come on back.. OK, things aren't as bad as they seem... I'll figure somethin' out, OK?

Wayne Campbell

Pardon me do you have any Grey Poupon?

Wayne Campbell

No stairway? Denied!

Wayne Campbell

A gun rack... a gun rack. Shyeah, Right! I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?

Wayne Campbell

Hey Garth that was a haiku.

Wayne Campbell

It's sucking my will to live!

Garth Algar

Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.

Garth Algar

Did you ever see that 'Twilight Zone' where the guy signed a contract and they cut out his tongue and put it in a jar and it wouldn't die, it just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues? Pretty cool, huh?

Garth Algar

Ribbed for her pleasure. Ewww.

Garth Algar

That bass player's a babe. She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.

Garth Algar

If she were a president, she'd be Baberaham Lincoln

Garth Algar

Yes; I definitely smell a pork product of some type.

Garth Algar

Okay... First I'll access the secret military spy satelite that is in geosynchronous orbit over the midwest. Then I'll ID the limo by the vanity plate "MR. BIGGG" and get his approximate position. Then I'll reposition the transmission dish on the remote truck to 17.32 degrees east, hit WESTAR-4 over the Atlantic, bounce the signal back into the aerosphere up to COMSAT-6, beam it back to SATCOM-2 transmitter number 137 and down on the dish on the back of Mr. Big's limo. It's almost too easy.

Garth Algar

Let me tell you something about women, Wayne. They want you to come get them, they LOVE it.

Garth Algar

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