Quotes from the Movie Waynes World

It's sucking my will to live!

Garth Algar

Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.

Garth Algar

Did you ever see that 'Twilight Zone' where the guy signed a contract and they cut out his tongue and put it in a jar and it wouldn't die, it just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues? Pretty cool, huh?

Garth Algar

Ribbed for her pleasure. Ewww.

Garth Algar

That bass player's a babe. She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.

Garth Algar

If she were a president, she'd be Baberaham Lincoln

Garth Algar

Yes; I definitely smell a pork product of some type.

Garth Algar

Okay... First I'll access the secret military spy satelite that is in geosynchronous orbit over the midwest. Then I'll ID the limo by the vanity plate "MR. BIGGG" and get his approximate position. Then I'll reposition the transmission dish on the remote truck to 17.32 degrees east, hit WESTAR-4 over the Atlantic, bounce the signal back into the aerosphere up to COMSAT-6, beam it back to SATCOM-2 transmitter number 137 and down on the dish on the back of Mr. Big's limo. It's almost too easy.

Garth Algar

Let me tell you something about women, Wayne. They want you to come get them, they LOVE it.

Garth Algar

I'm having a good time... not.

Garth Algar

'Thursday รณ purchase feeble cable access show, and exploit it.' Gee, I feel sorry for whoever THAT is.

Garth Algar

I don't really have anything to say- HEY What's that?

Garth Algar

We fear change.

Garth Algar

Excuse me, I'd like to get by now.

Garth Algar

Live in the now!

Garth Algar

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