Quotes from the Movie Waynes World

I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. If you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.

Wayne Campbell

advising Garth about his fear of vomiting if he talks to his dream girl

Wayne Campbell

I mean, there are two Darren Stevens, right? Dick York and Dick Sargeant.Shyeah, right, as if we wouldn't notice. Oh, hold on! Dick York, Dick Sergeant, Sergeant York... Wow, that's weird.

Wayne Campbell

I'll have the "cream of sum yung gai".

Wayne Campbell

It will be mine. Oh, yes ó It will be mine.

Wayne Campbell

She will be mine. Oh, yes ó she will be mine.

Wayne Campbell

I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.

Wayne Campbell

Ex-squeeze me? Baking powder?

Wayne Campbell

Ah yes, it's a lot like 'Star Trek: The Next Generation'. In many ways it's superior but will never be as recognized as the original.

Wayne Campbell

I know I don't have his looks. I know I don't have his money. I know I don't have his connections, his knowledge of fine wines. I know sometimes when I eat I get this clicking sound in my jaw...

Wayne Campbell

What the hell's going on? I lost my show, I lost my best friend, I lost my girl. I'm being shit on, that's all, shit on, and you know what really pisses me off ó Wait, no, come on back.. OK, things aren't as bad as they seem... I'll figure somethin' out, OK?

Wayne Campbell

Pardon me ó do you have any Grey Poupon?

Wayne Campbell

No stairway? Denied!

Wayne Campbell

A gun rack... a gun rack. Shyeah, Right! I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?

Wayne Campbell

Hey Garth ó that was a haiku.

Wayne Campbell

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