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Quotes from the movie Wedding Crashers
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Grow up Peter Pan; Count Chocula!
John Beckwith


You go have fun. I'm gonna go ice my balls and spit up blood, Team Player!
Jeremy Grey


I don't think you heard me correctly, I've got a stage five virgin clinger!
Jeremy Grey


I'm a little too traumatized to enjoy a scone right now.
Jeremy Grey


I was first-team All-State. I can put the ball wherever I want to. I'll make it rain out here.
Jeremy Grey


I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding, neither are you. And you want to know what? I dig it.
Jeremy Grey


It feels so good when he jokes.
Jeremy Grey


Todd, the painting was a gift. I'm keeping it.
Jeremy Grey


Well, the guy wants to run for president, he thinks Moby Dick is a venereal disease.
William Cleary


You know, she's not just another notch on your belt.
William Cleary


Now Todd, it wouldn't kill ya to play some competitive sports, once in a while, would it?
William Cleary


No, don't waste your time on girls with hats. They tend to be very proper.
John