Quotes from the movie Wedding Crashers
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Grow up Peter Pan; Count Chocula!~
John Beckwith
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You go have fun. I'm gonna go ice my balls and spit up blood, Team Player!~
Jeremy Grey
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I don't think you heard me correctly, I've got a stage five virgin clinger!~
Jeremy Grey
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I'm a little too traumatized to enjoy a scone right now.~
Jeremy Grey
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I was first-team All-State. I can put the ball wherever I want to. I'll make it rain out here.~
Jeremy Grey
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I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding, neither are you. And you want to know what? I dig it.~
Jeremy Grey
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It feels so good when he jokes.~
Jeremy Grey
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Todd, the painting was a gift. I'm keeping it.~
Jeremy Grey
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Well, the guy wants to run for president, he thinks Moby Dick is a venereal disease.~
William Cleary
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You know, she's not just another notch on your belt.~
William Cleary
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Now Todd, it wouldn't kill ya to play some competitive sports, once in a while, would it?~
William Cleary
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No, don't waste your time on girls with hats. They tend to be very proper.~
John
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