Quotes from the Movie Wedding Crashers

Grow up Peter Pan; Count Chocula!

John Beckwith

You go have fun. I'm gonna go ice my balls and spit up blood, Team Player!

Jeremy Grey

I don't think you heard me correctly, I've got a stage five virgin clinger!

Jeremy Grey

I'm a little too traumatized to enjoy a scone right now.

Jeremy Grey

I was first-team All-State. I can put the ball wherever I want to. I'll make it rain out here.

Jeremy Grey

I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding, neither are you. And you want to know what? I dig it.

Jeremy Grey

It feels so good when he jokes.

Jeremy Grey

Todd, the painting was a gift. I'm keeping it.

Jeremy Grey

Well, the guy wants to run for president, he thinks Moby Dick is a venereal disease.

William Cleary

You know, she's not just another notch on your belt.

William Cleary

Now Todd, it wouldn't kill ya to play some competitive sports, once in a while, would it?

William Cleary

No, don't waste your time on girls with hats. They tend to be very proper.

John
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