Quotes from the Movie Zoolander

Do as you are trained... AND KILL THE MALAYSIAN PRIME MINISTER!

Mugatu

Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigre? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!

Mugatu

You have no evidence. Han-stupid destroyed everything.

Mugatu

He's absolutely right.

Mugatu

I friggin' worship you, man.

Hansel

I felt like, "This guy's really hurting me." And it hurt.

Hansel

Taste my pain, bitch!

Hansel

What's the dealio, yo?

Hansel

You is talking loco and I like it!

Hansel

They're in the computer?

Hansel

We've got thirty years worth of files, right here in this computer, they're gonna bring you down!! Where'd all the files go?

Hansel

I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.

Hansel

Who are you tryin' to get crazy with, Ese? Don't you know I'm loco?

Hansel

The results are in amigo. What's left to ponder? Nice Comeback!

Hansel

Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude.

Hansel

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