Damnit Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor.
It's a walk-off, it's a walk-off.
If nobody has any objections, I believe I might be of service.
You're dead to me boy. You're more dead to me than your dead mother.
Orange Mocha Frappucino!
Mugatu! Screw you and your little dog too!
Oh, you hate to see something like that at an event like this; ugly protesters bothering beautiful people.
You want an opinion? With a push-up bra you could have a nice rack of lamb going on up there.
Watch out Tushie squeeze!
I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.
...for the past four years, male modeling has been dominated by one man and five syllables: Der-ek Zoo-land-er.
I suggest you and your Kmart Jaclyn Smith Collection outfit... stay the hell away from Derek Zoolander!
I do not like snoopy reporter with lack of fashion sense, not one little bit.
I'm a hand model, mama. A finger jockey. We think differently than the face and body boys... we're a different breed.
By the way, you were wrong about my outfit. It's the Cheryl Ladd collection and I got it at JC Penney's. On sale!
I knew it was a joke Meekus, I just didn't get it right away!