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Quotes from the movie Zoolander
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Damnit Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor.
Larry Zoolander


It's a walk-off, it's a walk-off.
Billy Zane


If nobody has any objections, I believe I might be of service.
David Bowie


You're dead to me boy. You're more dead to me than your dead mother.
Larry Zoolander


Orange Mocha Frappucino!
Derek's Roommates


Mugatu! Screw you and your little dog too!
Protester:


Oh, you hate to see something like that at an event like this; ugly protesters bothering beautiful people.
Announcer


You want an opinion? With a push-up bra you could have a nice rack of lamb going on up there.
Maury Ballstein


Watch out Tushie squeeze!
Maury Ballstein


I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.
Maury Ballstein


...for the past four years, male modeling has been dominated by one man and five syllables: Der-ek Zoo-land-er.
Announcer


I suggest you and your Kmart Jaclyn Smith Collection outfit... stay the hell away from Derek Zoolander!
Katinka


I do not like snoopy reporter with lack of fashion sense, not one little bit.
Katinka


I'm a hand model, mama. A finger jockey. We think differently than the face and body boys... we're a different breed.
J.P. Prewitt


By the way, you were wrong about my outfit. It's the Cheryl Ladd collection and I got it at JC Penney's. On sale!
Matilda


I knew it was a joke Meekus, I just didn't get it right away!
Brint