Quotes from the Movie Zoolander

I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much.

Derek Zoolander

Mer-man! *keh... keh... keh...* MER-MAN!

Derek Zoolander

What is this, a center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building? The center has to be at least... three times bigger than this!

Derek Zoolander

SNAP

Derek Zoolander

Words can only hurt you if you try to read them. Don't play their game.

Derek Zoolander

Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?

Mugatu

Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique.

Mugatu

Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!

Mugatu

As a caterpillar becomes a butterfly, so must you become Derelicte!

Mugatu

I invented the piano key neck tie! I invented it! What have you done, Derek? Nothing! YOU'VE GOT NOTHING!!! N O T H I N G ! ! !

Mugatu

Hi Derek! My name's Little Cletus. I'm just a regular kid and want you to know the real truth about child labor laws, ok? They're silly and outdated. Why, back in the 30s, children as young as five could work as they pleased; from textile factories to iron smelts. Yippee! Hurray!

Mugatu

Obey my dog!

Mugatu

I'm a hot little potato right now!

Mugatu

It's that damn Hansel. He's so hot right now!

Mugatu

They're break-dance fighting.

Mugatu

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