Golf Quotes & Sayings :: Finest Quotes

~ It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course ~

Hank Aaron

~ It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place this world is when one is playing golf. ~

Robert Lynd

~ Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad ~

A.A. Milne

~ Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious ~

P.G. Wodehouse

~ I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game: it's called an eraser. ~

Arnold Palmer

~ Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course - the distance between your ears. ~

Bobby Jones

~ I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear is from my right. ~

Ben Crenshaw

~ Golf is like a love affair. If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. ~

Arthur Daley

~ Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can't play it. ~

Ted Ray

~ If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. ~

Paul Gallico

~ It's easy to see golf not as a game at all but as some whey-faced, nineteenth-century Presbyterian minister's fever dream of exorcism achieved through ritual and self-mortification. ~

Bruce McCall

~ If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is ~

Horace G. Hutchinson

~ They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that. ~

Gardner Dickinson

~ I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies ~

Will Rogers

~ If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death ~

Sam Snead

~ Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness. ~

William Wordsworth

~ Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness. ~

William Wordsworth

~ Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick ~

P.J. O\'Rourke

~ Golf is a good walk spoiled. ~

Mark Twain

~ I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles ~

G.K. Chesterton

~ If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. ~

Joey Adams

~ I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced. ~

Miller Barber and Lee Trevino

~ In baseball you hit your home run over the right-field fence, the left-field fence, the center-field fence. Nobody cares. In golf everything has got to be right over second base. ~

Ken Harrelson

~ Golf balls are attracted to water as unerringly as the eye of a middle-aged man to a female bosom. ~

Michael Green

~ Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass ~

Bob Hope

~ I'd play every day if I could. It's cheaper than a shrink and there are no telephones on my golf cart. ~

Brent Musburger

~ Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective ~

Huxtable Pippey

~ They call it golf because all of the other four-letter words were taken. ~

Raymond Floyd

~ The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things. ~

John Updike

~ The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top. ~

Pete Dye

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