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~ Golf is like life in a lot of ways - All the biggest wounds are self-inflicted ~

~ Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing ~

Dave Barry

~ Golf is not a fair game, so why build a course fair? ~

Pete Dye

~ I find golf very relaxing.it's a way to get away from work and get outside. It's a lot of fun, and once you get going it's almost kind of addictive ~

Bill Gates

~ An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging, and once again after swinging ~

Unknown

~ He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie ~

Mickey Mantle

~ Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss ~

Jim Murray

~ Thinking instead of acting is the number-one golf disease ~

Sam Snead

~ A great deal of unnecessarily bad golf is played in this world ~

Harry Vardon

~ When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is better ~

Chi Chi Rodriguez

~ Golf is played with the arms ~

Sam Snead

~ Golf is a better game played downhill. ~

Jack Nicklaus

~ The secret of golf is to turn three shots into two ~

Bobby Jones

~ Don Quixote would understand golf. It is the impossible dream ~

Jim Murray

~ I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for - getting paid for doing what you love ~

Tiger Woods

~ Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots ~

Ben Hogan

~ The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight ~

Ben Hogan

~ I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games ~

Ben Hogan

~ It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf ~

Henry Louis Mencken

~ It's a little bit disheartening that here we have the biggest first prize in the golf world and half the guys don't turn up ~

Michael Campbell

~ Golf is an ideal diversion, but a ruinous disease ~

Bertie Forbes

~ Golf is twenty percent mechanics and technique. The other eighty percent is philosophy, humor, tragedy, romance, melodrama, companionship, camaraderie, cussedness, and conversation ~

Grantland Rice

~ Golf is 90 percent inspiration and 10 percent perspiration ~

Johnny Miller

~ Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it ~

Jimmy Demaret

~ Golf is good walk spoiled ~

Mark Twain

~ You can't lose an old golf ball ~

John Willis

~ We speak of eyeball-to-eyeball encounters between men great and small. Even more reaching and revealing of character is the eyeball-to-golfball confrontation, whereby our most secret natures are mercilessly tested by a small, round, whitish object with no mind or will but with a very definite life of its own, and with whims perverse and beatific ~

John Stewart Martin

~ Be funny on a golf course? Do I kid my best friend's mother about her heart condition? ~

Phil Silvers

~ The reason the golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing ~

Phyllis Diller

~ I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters ~

Bob Hope

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