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~ The right way to play golf is to go up and hit the bloody thing ~

George Duncan

~ If you pick up a golfer and hold it close to your ear, like a conch shell, and listen- you will hear an alibi ~

Fred Beck

~ Every rock'n'roll band I know, guys with long hair and tattoos, plays golf now ~

Alice Cooper

~ Golf is an easy game...It's just hard to play ~

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~ In Africa some of the native tribes have a custom of beating the ground with clubs and uttering spine chilling cries. Anthropologists call this a form of self expression. In America we call it golf ~

Becker

~ Golf is like marbles for adults ~

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~ Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe. ~

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~ Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards? ~

Al Boliska

~ Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose. ~

Woodrow Wilson

~ I don't say my golf game is bad, but if I grew tomatoes they'd come up sliced. ~

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~ I have spent most of my life golfing ..... the rest I have just wasted. ~

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~ The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody would put a flag stick on top. ~

Pete Dye

~ The people who gave us golf and called it a game are the same people who gave us bag pipes and called it music. ~

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~ There's something intrinsically therapeutic about choosing to spend your time in a wide, open park- like setting that non-golfers can never truly understand. ~

Charles Rosin

~ It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. ~

H. L. Mencken

~ The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. ~

Will Rogers

~ If you're caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron ~

Lee Trevino

~ The hardest shot in golf? The next one ~

Bobby Jones

~ The trees taunt you; the sand mocks you; the water calls your name... and they say golf is a quiet game ~

Anonymous

~ time and then move on. Remember that golf is just a game ~

Nancy Lopez

~ Golf is a game of precision, not strength ~

Jack Nicklaus

~ Golf is an exercise in Scottish pointlessness for people who are no longer... ~

Florence King

~ Golf is not and never has been a fair game. ~

Jack Nicklaus

~ If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of.. ~

Lee Trevino

~ new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball... ~

Jack Lemmon

~ it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf... ~

Bob Hope

~ liars out of the American people than golf ~

Will Rogers

~ baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course... ~

Hank Aaron

~ next shot is eighty percent of winning golf.. ~

Ben Hogan

~ something you create by hitting millions of golf balls... ~

Lee Trevino

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