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~ One thing about golf is you don't know why you play bad and why you play good. ~

George Archer

~ Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards ~

Al Boliska

~ Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off. ~

Chi Chi Rodriguez

~ "After all, golf is only a game," said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is a kink in their character. They simply don't realise what they are saying ~

P.G. Wodehouse,

~ Golf is not, on the whole, a game for realists. By its exactitudes of measurements it invites the attention of perfectionists ~

Heywood Hale Broun

~ Golf seems to me an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dogs out. ~

Princess Anne

~ If you wish to hide your character, do not play golf ~

Percey Boomer

~ Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle. ~

Unknown

~ If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. ~

Jack Lemmon

~ The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has ~

Will Rogers

~ I don't like watching golf on TV. I can't stand whispering ~

David Brenner

~ One almost expects one of the players to peer into the monitor and politely request viewers to refrain from munching so loudly on cheese and crackers while the golfers are trying to reach the greens. ~

Pete Alfano

~ Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable. ~

A.P. Herbert

~ Baseball players quit playing and they take up golf. Basketball players quit, take up golf. Football players quit, take up golf. What are we supposed to take up when we quit? ~

George Archer

~ A golf course outside a big town serves an excellent purpose in that it segregates, as though a concentration camp, all the idle and idiot well-to-do ~

Osbert Sitwell

~ Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty. ~

Harry Vardon

~ Golf is an ineffectual attempt to put an elusive ball into an obscure hole with implements ill-adapted to the purpose. ~

Woodrow Wilson

~ Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. ~

Jimmy DeMaret

~ If you call on God to improve the results of a shot while it is still in motion, you are using "an outside agency" and subject to appropriate penalties under the rules of golf. ~

Henry Longhurst

~ The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie. ~

George Deukmejian

~ There's no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies ~

Unknown

~ Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated ~

Arnold Palmer

~ Golf is a game not just of manners but of morals. ~

Art Spander

~ Golf is Life. If you can't take golf, you can't take life ~

Unknown

~ Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening - and it is without a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever invented ~

Arnold Palmer

~ If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron ~

Lee Trevino

~ The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie ~

George Deukmejian

~ Golf is not a game of great shots. It's a game of the most misses. The people who win make the smallest mistakes ~

Gene Littler

~ For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball ~

Dave Barry

~ I like trying to win. That's what golf is all about. ~

Jack Nicklaus

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