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~ One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President ~

Lyndon B. Johnson

~ Golf was once a rich man's sport, but now it has millions of poor players ~

Unknown

~ The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf-it's almost a law ~

H. G. Wells

~ Golf, more than most games, has a number of cliches, often successfully disguised as "tips" ~

Unknown

~ Golf: A five mile walk punctuated with disappointments ~

Unknown

~ I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser ~

Arnold Palmer

~ Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose ~

Winston Churchill

~ Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five. ~

John Updike

~ Talking about golf is always boring. Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little ball; only the part where you drive the cart. ~

Dave Barry

~ In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf ~

Unknown

~ When you fall in love with golf, you seldom fall easy. It's obsession at first sight ~

Thomas Boswell

~ Golf: A game in which you claim the privileges of age and retain the playthings of youth ~

Samuel Johnson

~ Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind ~

Unknown

~ Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty ~

Harry Vardon

~ Golf is an exercise in Scottish pointlessness for people who are no longer able to throw telephone poles at each other ~

Florence King

~ Golf is typical capitalist lunacy ~

George Bernard Shaw

~ Golf always makes me so damned angry ~

King George V

~ Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose ~

Woodrow T. Wilson

~ No other game combines the wonder of nature with the discipline of sport in such carefully planned ways. A great golf course both frees and challenges a golfer's mind ~

Tom Watson

~ All I've got against golf is it takes you so far from the clubhouse ~

Eric Linklater

~ One of the most fascinating things about golf is how it reflects the cycle of life. No matter what you shoot, the next day you have to go back to the first tee and begin all over again and make yourself into something. ~

Peter Marshall

~ It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course ~

Hank Aaron

~ Playing golf is like learning a foreign language ~

Henry Longhurst

~ Playing golf is like learning a foreign language ~

Henry Longhurst

~ One advantage of golf over bowling is that you never lose a bowling ball. ~

Unknown

~ If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. ~

Bob Hope

~ He's as good at his age as Jack (Nicklaus) was, and look at what Jack has done in the gime of golf. That's the highest praise I can give anyone, to compare him to Jack Nicklaus. ~

Michael Bonallack

~ How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now ~

Dwight David Eisenhower

~ Golf is a game in which you yell "Fore!", shoot six, and write down five ~

Paul Harvey

~ Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course...the space between your ears ~

Bobby Jones

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