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~ Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody else putt ~

Will Rogers

~ He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie ~

Mickey Mantle

~ Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much ~

Buddy Hackett

~ I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators ~

Gerald R. Ford

~ Thinking instead of acting is the number-one golf disease ~

Sam Snead

~ I like going there for golf. America's one vast golf course these days ~

Edward VIII

~ A golf course is the epitome of all that is purely transitory in the universe; a space not to dwell in, but to get over as quickly as possible ~

Jean Giraudoux

~ Golf is the hardest game in the world. There is no way you can ever get it. Just when you think you do, the game jumps up and puts you in your place ~

Ben Crenshaw

~ There is no such thing as a natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls ~

Lee Trevino

~ I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies. ~

Will Rogers

~ On the Old Course at St. Andrews: This is the origin of the game, golf in its purest form, and it's still played that way on a course seemingly untouched by time. Every time I play here, it reminds me that this is still a game ~

Arnold Palmer

~ Golf is played with the arms ~

Sam Snead

~ Golf is a better game played downhill. ~

Jack Nicklaus

~ If there's a golf course in heaven, I hope it's like Augusta National. I just don't want an early tee time ~

Gary Player

~ The secret of golf is to turn three shots into two ~

Bobby Jones

~ The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. ~

Bertrand Russell

~ Golf is assuredly a mystifying game. It would seem that if a person has hit a golf ball correctly a thousand times, he should be able to duplicate the performance at will. But this is certainly not the case ~

Bobby Jones

~ Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands ~

Bobby Jones

~ Coverage of golf's most prestigious tournament was filled with odes to Augusta, plus numerous shots of the picture-postcard setting, bees pollinating and what the host called "azaleas screaming at you and dogwoods whispering to you ~

Peter Alfano

~ I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball ~

Dennis Quaid

~ Golf is tiddlywinks played while standing up and and wearing a hat ~

Florence King

~ When Tiger was 6 months old, he would sit in our garage, watching me hit balls into a net. He had been assimilating his golf swing. When he got out of the high chair, he had a golf swing ~

Unknown

~ The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight ~

Ben Hogan

~ I don't say my golf game is bad, but if I grew tomatoes they'd come up sliced ~

unknown

~ Golf is an open exhibition of overweening ambition, courage deflated by stupidity, skill soured by a whiff of arrogance ~

Alistair Cooke

~ President Bush played golf yesterday and I understand Vice President Dick Cheney also got in a couple of strokes ~

Jay Leno

~ Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it ~

Don Herold

~ Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them ~

Joey Adams

~ Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them ~

Joey Adams

~ Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends. Can Larry Holmes enjoy fighting one of his friends? ~

Chi Chi Rodriguez

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