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~ The only reason I played golf was so that I could afford to go hunting and fishing ~

~ There isn't a flaw in his golf or his makeup. He will win more majors than Arnold Palmer and me combined. Somebody is going to dust my records. It might as well be Tiger, because he's such a great kid. ~

Jack Nicklaus

~ You have to understand, I don't play golf for fun. It's my business. When the mailman starts delivering mail on his off day, that's when I'll start playing golf for the hell of it. I like to play in tournaments. There are many great courses around the world that I have never played that are next door to tournaments. I have not played them because I don't play for fun ~

Lee Trevino

~ Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you? ~

Ben Hogan

~ I did envisage being this successful as a player, but not all the hysteria around it off the golf course ~

Tiger Woods

~ We tournament golfers are much overrated. We get paid to much ~

Tom Watson

~ Many men are more faithful to their golf partners than to their wives and have stuck with them longer. ~

John Updike

~ A gimme can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers neither of whom can putt very well ~

Unknown

~ Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose ~

Abigail Van Buren

~ I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper ~

David Brenner

~ Show me a man who plays a good game of golf and I'll show you a man who is neglecting something - John F Kennedy ~

John Fitzgerald Kennedy

~ The fundamental problem with golf is that every so often, no matter how lacking you may be in the essential virtues required of a steady player, the odds are that one day you will hit the ball straight, hard, and out of sight. This is the essential frustration of this excruciating sport. For when you've done it once, you make the fundamental error of asking yourself why you can't do this all the time. The answer to this question is simple: the first time was a fluke ~

Colin Bowles

~ Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good. Unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off. ~

Bruce Lansky

~ When I'm on a golf course and it starts to rain and lightning, I hold up my one iron, 'caus I know even God can't hit a one iron ~

Lee Trevino

~ Golf is the hardest game in the world to play, and the easiest to cheat at ~

Dave Hill

~ The golf swing is like sex. You can't be thinking about the mechanics of the act while you are performing ~

Dave Hill

~ Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club don't you? ~

Ben Hogan

~ Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer ~

Tommy Bolt

~ Golf is 90 percent inspiration and 10 percent perspiration ~

Johnny Miller

~ The fun you get from golf is in direct ratio to the effort you don't put into it. ~

Bob Allen

~ We have fifty-one golf courses in Palm Springs. He(Gerald Ford) never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot...At least he can't cheat on his score- because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded ~

Bob Hope

~ You can't lose an old golf ball ~

John Willis

~ Indeed, the highest pleasure of golf may be that on the fairways and far from all the pressures of commerce and rationality, we can feel immortal for a few hours ~

Colman McCarthy

~ There are three ways of learning golf: by study, which is the most wearisome; by imitation, which is the most fallacious; and by experience, which is the most bitter. ~

Robert Browning

~ Always keep in mind that if God didn't want a man to have mulligans, golf balls wouldn't come three to a sleeve ~

Dan Jenkins

~ Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course, the space between your ears ~

Bobby Jones

~ Golf tips are like aspirin. One may do you good, but if you swallow the whole bottle you will be lucky to survive ~

Harvey Penick

~ Playing golf is just like going to a strip club. You're all revved up, ready to go. But three hours later, you're depressed, plastered, and most of your balls are missing ~

James Clark

~ Golf is an easy game...It's just hard to play ~

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~ Golf is a sport in which the ball lies poorly but the player well ~

Unknown

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