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~ They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. It's more complicated than that. ~

Gardner Dickinson

~ In Scotland, a new game was invented. It was entitled Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language ~

J.Brown

~ The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie. ~

George Deukmejian

~ Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five ~

John Updike

~ It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf ~

Robert Lynd

~ If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is. ~

Horace G. Hutchinson

~ They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that. ~

Gardner Dickinson

~ Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air ~

Jack Benny

~ Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards? ~

Al Boliska

~ Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing. ~

Ben Hogan

~ It is good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling ~

Mark Twain

~ The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody would put a flag stick on top ~

Pete Dye

~ I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators. ~

Gerald Ford

~ It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. ~

Mark Twain

~ The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie. ~

George Deukmejian

~ We learn so many things from golf -- how to suffer, for instance. ~

Bruce Lansky

~ It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. ~

Hank Aaron

~ It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course ~

Hank Aaron

~ I don't need to know where the green is. Where is the golf course? ~

Babe Ruth

~ I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf will. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you can get so sore at yourself that you forget to hate you enemies. ~

Will Rogers

~ After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye ~

Chi Chi Rodriguez

~ Golf isn't a game, it's a choice that one makes with one's life. ~

Charles Rosin

~ Golf has more rules than any other game, because golf has more cheaters than any other game ~

Bruce Lansky

~ On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied ~

Bruce Lansky

~ Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by an occasional miracle ~

Anonymous

~ Golf's a hard game to figure. One day you'll go out and slice it, shank it, hit all the traps, and miss every green. The next day you go out and, for no reason at all, you really stink ~

Bob Hope

~ Only a stupid golfer throws his club behind him. The smart golfer throws his club ahead so he can pick it up on the way to the next hole. Always remember: Golf clubs don't float ~

Anonymous

~ Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing ~

Ben Hogan

~ Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller.. ~

Winston Churchil

~ Golf is a lot like life. When you make a decision, stick with it. ~

Byron Nelson

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