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~ Golf: A plague invented by the Calvinistic Scots as a punishment for man's ~

James Reston

~ I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for -- getting paid ~

Tiger Woods

~ that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser ~

Arnold Palmer

~ I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games. ~

Hogan

~ it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf... ~

Bob Hope

~ It takes hundreds of good golf shots to gain confidence, but only one bad ~

Jack Nicklaus

~ baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course... ~

Hank Aaron

~ next shot is eighty percent of winning golf.. ~

Ben Hogan

~ Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time ~

Jack Nicklaus

~ The golf course is the only place I can go dressed like a pimp and fit in.. ~

Samuel L Jackson

~ The most successful way to play golf is the easiest way ~

Harry Vardon

~ emotionally. The greatest and toughest art in golf is "playing badly.. ~

ack Nicklaus

~ something you create by hitting millions of golf balls... ~

Lee Trevino

~ have never been troubled by nerves in golf because I felt I had nothing to.. ~

Harry Vardon

~ Golf is the most useless outdoor game ever devised to waste the time and try the spirit of man. ~

Westbrook Pegler

~ I do not let a bad score ruin my enjoyment for golf. ~

Darrell Royal

~ one shot at a time and then move on. Remember that golf is just ~

Nancy Lopez

~ The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. ~

Will Rogers

~ Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five ~

John Updike

~ If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. ~

Paul Gallico

~ Golf is like an 18-year-old girl with big boobs. You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her ~

Val Doonican

~ Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic. ~

Unknown

~ The sport of choice for the urban poor is basketball. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling. The sport of choice for front-line workers is football. The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball. The sport of choice for middle management is tennis. The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf. Conclusion: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become. ~

Unknown

~ Golf is a good walk spoiled. ~

Mark Twain

~ When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. ~

Unknown

~ Golf is life. If you can't take golf, you can't take life. ~

Unknown

~ I can airmail the golf ball, but sometimes I don't put the right address on it. ~

Jim Dent

~ Some of us worship in churches, some in synagogues, some on golf courses. ~

Adlai Stevenson

~ I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose. ~

Gerald Ford

~ A golf course is nothing but a poolroom moved outdoors ~

Barry Fitzgerald

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