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~ Golf is the cruelest of sports. Like life, it's unfair. It's a harlot. A trollop. It leads you on. It never lives up to its promises.... It's a boulevard of broken dreams. It plays with men. And runs off with the butcher. ~

Jim Murray

~ Golf is an open exhibition of overweening ambition, courage deflated by stupidity, skill scoured by a whiff of arrogance ~

Alistair Cooke

~ The average golfer doesn't play golf. He attacks it ~

Jack Burke

~ Golf is hockey at the halt. ~

Arthur Marshall

~ Golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture ~

Winston Churchill

~ Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards ~

Al Boliska

~ The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. ~

Billy Graham

~ If you wish to hide your character, do not play golf ~

Percey Boomer

~ Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing ~

Ben Hogan

~ Golf is golf. You hit the ball, you go find it. Then you hit it again ~

Lon Hinkle

~ To some golfers, the greatest handicap is the ability to add correctly ~

Unknown

~ Golf without mistakes is like watching haircuts. A dinner without wine. ~

Jim Murray

~ If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be barred from any public office in the United States and the families of the breed would be shipped off to the white slave corrals of Argentina. ~

H.L. Mencken

~ If you want to take long walks, take long walks. If you want to hit things with sticks, hit things with sticks. But there's no excuse for combining the two and putting the results on TV. Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns ~

Unknown

~ A golfer's diet: live on greens as much as possible. ~

Unknown

~ Born to golf. Forced to work. ~

Unknown

~ The members who command the best service at your golf club either have the lowest handicaps or the highest bar bills ~

Unknown

~ A golfer's diet: live on greens as much as possible ~

Unknown

~ Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated ~

Arnold Palmer

~ It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling ~

Mark Twain

~ An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play, it is always possible to get worse ~

Unknown

~ Golf is a game not just of manners but of morals. ~

Art Spander

~ Golf is Life. If you can't take golf, you can't take life ~

Unknown

~ Sometimes things work out on the golf course and sometimes they don't. Life will go on. You try to understand what happens, but maybe today I don't want to know. I just screwed up so maybe I should just put it behind me. ~

Greg Norman

~ Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart cannot count, criticize or laugh ~

Unknown

~ The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise ~

Roger Simon

~ Golf: A five mile walk punctuated with disappointments ~

Unknown

~ The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf ~

Will Rogers

~ Golf is typical capitalist lunacy ~

George Bernard Shaw

~ Golf always makes me so damned angry ~

King George V

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