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~ Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads which sew people
together through the years. That is what makes a marriage last --more than passion or even sex! ~ ~ Books are the compasses and telescopes and sextants and charts which other men have prepared to help us navigate the dangerous seas of human life. ~ ~ Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did. ~ ~ When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. ~ ~ Food is like sex: when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good. ~ ~ If divorce has increased by one thousand percent, don't blame the women's movement. Blame the obsolete sex roles on which our marriages were based.
~ ~ Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions ~ ~ Sex is the great amateur art. The professional, male or female, is frowned on: he or she misses the point, and spoils the show. ~ ~ It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover. ~ ~ Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. ~ ~ The main problem in marriage is that for a man sex is a hunger like eating. If the man is hungry and can’t get to a fancy French restaurant, he goes to a hot dog stand. For a woman, what is important is love and romance. ~ ~ Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing. ~ |
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