The Argument from Intimidation is a confession of intellectual impotence.
Ayn Rand
Don't argue at the dinner table. The one who is not hungry always wins the argument.
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Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; argument is an exchange of ignorance.
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Before you have an argument with your boss, you'd better take a good look at both sides--his side & the outside.
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When an arguer argues dispassionately he thinks only of the argument.
Virginia Woolf
Nor knowest thou what argument Thy life to thy neighbor's creed has lent. All are needed by each one; Nothing is fair or good alone.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Argument is the worst sort of conversation.
Jonathan Swift
There is no good in arguing with the inevitable. The only argument available with an east wind is to put on your overcoat.
James Russel Lowell
Never into dispute or argument with another. I never yet saw an instance of one of two disputants convincing the other by argument. I have seen many on their getting warm, becoming rude and shooting one another.
Thomas Jefferson
A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend YOU got bit by a snake. Then start an argument about who's going to get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.
Jack Handey
The assumed instinctive belief in God has been used by many persons as an argument for His existence. But this is a rash argument, as we should thus be compelled to believe in the existence of cruel and malignant spirits, only a little more powerful than man; for the belief in them is far more general than in a beneficent Diety
Charles Robert Darwin
After a heated argument on some trivial matter Nancy. shouted, If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee! Whereupon Winston answered, And if I were your husband I would drink it
John Fellows Akers
Note how good you feel after you have encouraged someone else. No other argument is necessary to suggest that never miss the opportunity to give encouragement
George Burton Adams
There is no good in arguing with the inevitable The only argument available with an east wind is to put on your overcoat
James Russell Lowell
Lower your voice and strengthen your argument
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