Baby Quotes

In the old times men carried out their rights for themselves as they lived, but nowadays every baby seems born with a social manifesto in its mouth much bigger than itself.

Oscar Wilde

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.

Enid Bagnold

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it.

Frank A. Clark

I believe the name of our company was incredibly important to our success. When I first created it, I didnt think I was creating a company just the name of a video. However, the name Baby Einstein caught on very fast and became the generic name for baby videos.

Julie Aigner Clark

How do you balance growing the business with raising a family? You just do. I had a business, a lot of orders, and a baby howling for supper. You balance it. You give your baby supper first and then get your orders in. I have worked on more holidays but what are you going to do?

Lillian Vernon

Homosexuality is a sickness, just as are baby-rape or wanting to become head of General Motors.

Eldridge Cleaver

A lady is smarter than a gentleman, maybe, she can sew a fine seam, she can have a baby, she can use her intuition instead of her brain, but she can't fold a paper in a crowded train.

Phyllis McGinley

Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.

Jimmy Piersal

The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby's grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida.

Dave Barry

People are giving birth underwater now. They say it's less traumatic for the baby because it's in water. But certainly more traumatic for the other people in the pool

Elayne Boosler

I am absolutely over the moon. The baby's due next June. But I haven't found out the sex of the child and doubt I will. I want it to be a surprise. on news of her pregnancy

Angela Griffin

People are giving birth underwater now. They say it's less traumatic for the baby because it's in water. But certainly more traumatic for the other people in the pool

Elayne Boosler

A baby is something you carry inside you for nine months, in your arms for three years and in your heart till the day you die

Mary Mason

Every new baby is a blind desperate vote for survival: people who find themselves unable to register an effective political protest against extermination do so by a biological act.

Lewis Mumford

A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother

Mark Twain