Bed Quotes

Humour and a bit of charm will get most women in bed.

Jerri Byrne

On the soft bed of luxury most kingdoms have expired.

Edward Young

A bedroom requires a bed. Everything else was extravagance. Well, he had a bed all right.

Audrey Meadows

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

Paris Hilton

In the morning be first up, and in the evening last to go to bed, for they that sleep catch no fish.

English Proverb

A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. "I reckon," he said, with a twinkle in his eye, "it's because most nights I went to bed and slept when I should have sat up and worried."

Dorothea Kent

Don't fight with the pillow, but lay down your head And kick every worriment out of the bed

Edmund Vance Cooke

On the soft bed of luxury many kingdoms have expired

Young, Andrew

Truths are too often considered as so true, that they lose all the power of truth, and lie bed-ridden in the dormitory of the soul, side by side with the most despised and exploded errors.

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

On the soft bed of luxury, most kingdoms have expired.

Edward Young

Truly, one gets easier accustomed to a silken bed than to a sack of leaves.

Berthold Auerbach

What think you, if he were conveyed to bed, Wrapped in sweet clothes, rings put upon his fingers, A most delicious banquet by his bed, And brave attendants near him when he wakes, Would not the beggar then forget himself?

William Shakespeare

Revolution is not a bed of roses. A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past.

Fidel Castro

People are always saying, Can you use your skills to get extraordinarily beautiful women into bed? Well... yes, yes I can.

Derren Victor Brown

Now for Heavens sake go to bed. Dont worry about how it was done just go straight to bed. Leave the washing-up and get into bed fully clothed. If any of you want to know how any of it was done, please feel free to write in to me at my home address which will come up on the screen in a moment and I will give you a full and honest explanation of anything you may ask.

Derren Victor Brown
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