Birthday Quotes

You have no birthday because you have always lived; you were never born, and never will die. You are not the child of the people you call mother and father, but their fellow-adventurer on a bright journey to understand the things that are.

Richard Bach

Wish on everything. Pink cars are good, especially old ones. And stars of course, first stars and shooting stars. Planes will do if they are the first light in the sky and look like stars. Wish in tunnels, holding your breath and lifting your feet off the ground. Birthday candles. Baby teeth.

Francesca Lia Block

About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm.

Kurt Vonnegut, Jr

A birthday is a time to reflect on the year gone by, but to also set your goals for the upcoming year.

Catherine Pulsifer

Its my birthday, Ill get high if I want to.

Drake

The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity.

Seneca

Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of 'you' to the world.

Unknown

There is still no cure for the common birthday.

John Glenn

From our birthday, until we die, Is but the winking of an eye.

William Butler Yeats

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

E. Joseph Cossman

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

George Harrison

Hope your Birthday gently breezes into your life all the choicest of things and all that your heart holds dear Have A Fun- Filled Day.

Stephen Wright

From our birthday, until we die, is but the winking of an eye.

William Butler Yeats

For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.

John Glenn

New Year’s Day is every man’s birthday.

Charles Lamb

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Robert Frost

New Year's Day is every man's birthday.

Charles Lamb

Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.

Stephen Wright

My birthday!--what a different sound That word had in my youthful ears; And how each time the day comes round, Less and less white its mark appears.

Thomas Moore

There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents ... and only one for birthday presents, you know.

Lewis Carroll

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Robert Frost

How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, his precepts! O! 'tis easier to keep holidays than commandments.

Benjamin Franklin

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.

Unknown

Camilla lights a candle, starts to turn around, 'Charles, what is it, baby? You seem kinda down.' He said, it don't seem fair, and it just ain't much fun, When your mama's got two birthdays, And you only got one! You got that Royal Birthday blues, That lack-of-an-official-birthday-blues, Phillip takes a drink o' wine, And tells it like it was, 'This is what you have to do my boy, and here's the thing, because.... One day you're gonna rule the world, but you're gonna have to hang around... 'Coz you're mama's not goin' anywhere, She ain't givin' up that crown!' You got that Royal birthday blues, They gonna creep up on you just like that. Yeah, you really been paying your royal due, Well, in and out and up and down, That's the way the money goes, and whether the pound will finally stop... Nobody really knows! One thing that you don't want, that what really ain't that funny... Is when your...face even ain't on the money! We got badgers and lizards and hedgehogs and squirrels and even Darwin too, They've even got one elegant Scottish Hebrew, But the one thing that ain't on the money, that definitely ain't on the money.... Isn't it strange that you ain't even on the change, It doesn't make sense that your not on the pence, I never found you on the pound! Not even on a lottery ticket or a subway token or anything around there, or anything around there, now. There ain't nothin' on the money, you ain't definitely on the money, The one thing that ain't on the money....is YOU!!

Bill Bailey
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