Arthur Miller wouldn't have married me if I had been nothing but a dumb blonde.
You have to be smart to play a dumb blonde over and over again and keep the audience's attention without extraordinary physical equipment.
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
It's great being blonde - with such low expectations it's easy to impress.
I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink; that is the one thing I am indebted to her for.
Blonde is dumb comedy, red hair is smart, sexy comedy.
Ditzy dumb blonde? I can be ditzy. I can be.
There was Lenin, looking like a cherub in his blonde curls. Then Lenin in his twenties and thirties, bald and uptight.
I know I dont look like the kinda guy that knows much about women but believe or not I do actually have a girlfriend. Nothing wrong with her. Shes gorgeous. Shes blonde. Shes nineteen. I know nineteens a little bit young but I just fancied a fling with someone much younger one day. I didnt think anything would come of it. Here we are, still together after five years.
Legally Blonde 2 should never have been made. It is a cinematic abomination a source of embarrassment for everyone involved. There have been worse films this year, but none has been marketed as this fun-loving and upbeat. Worthwhile moments are few and far between, and Reese Witherspoon's incandescent charm, which was one of the original Legally Blonde's saving graces, is so bright that it creates a glare. There's such a thing as being too perky.
Look, it's one of the great mysteries of the world, I cannot answer that question. I think I'm vaguely blonde. To be perfectly frank, I don't know.