Cake Quotes

Why have a cake if I can't eat it?

Vanna Bonta

Do not discourage your children from hoarding, if they have a taste to it; whoever lays up his penny rather than part with it for a cake, at least is not the slave of gross appetite; and shows besides a preference always to be esteemed, of the future to the present moment.

Samuel Johnson

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake.

Alfred Hitchcock

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.

Emma Alice Margaret Asquith, Countess of Oxford

Page one is a diet, page two is a chocolate cake. It's a no-win situation

Kim Williams

Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.


Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

Jim Davis

Dieting is not a piece of cake.

Author Unknown

The breakfast slimes, angel food cake, doughnuts and coffee, white bread and gravy cannot build an enduring nation.

Martin H. Fischer

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Bob Hope

And she said, As the Lord thy God liveth, I have not a cake, but an handful of meal in a barrel, and a little oil in a cruse: and, behold, I am gathering two sticks, that I may go in and dress it for me and my son, that we may eat it, and die.


All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

George Harrison

Everything slows down with age, except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips.

John Wagner

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie

Jim Davis

Religion is meant to be bread for daily use, not cake for special occasions


One of the greatest problems today is about the people who would rather be right than be President. I have a solution for that. You can be Left and President: that way you can eat your cake and halve it too. Or you can stay in the middle of the road and get run over.

Grace Ethel Cecile Rosalie Allen

The great difficulty which history records is not that of the first step, but that of the second step. What is most evident is not the difficulty of getting a fixed law, but getting out of a fixed law; not of cementing (as upon a former occasion I phrased it) a cake of custom, but of breaking the cake of custom; not of making the first preservative habit, but of breaking through it, and reaching something better.

Walter Bagehot

Im all about my cake. Im tryna marry Betty Crocker.

Lil Wayne

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