College Quotes

A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.

John Ciardi

When I was younger it was twice a day with a game on the weekend. Then when I got older, three times a day everyday in college and on the national team.

Brandi Chastain

Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

Mark Twain

I went off to college planning to major in math or philosophy-- of course, both those ideas are really the same idea.

Frank Wilczek

Americans are the only people in the world known to me whose status anxiety prompts them to advertise their college and university affiliations in the rear window of their automobiles.

Paul Fussell

College isn't the place to go for ideas.

Helen Keller

One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it's very complex, it's very profound.

Dennis Prager

College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?

David Wood

Solitude is not measured by the miles of space that intervene between a man and his fellows. The really diligent student in one of the crowded hives of Cambridge College is as solitary as a dervis in the desert.

HENRY DAVID THOREAU

[Steroids are] not healthy, ... There's a real health issue with steroid abuse. At any level, but particularly a young age level. There are many adverse health effects so I think it's a concern we have to take as a college-level group.

Ben Miller

A university is a college with a stadium seating over 40,000.

Leonard L. Levinson

Standardization is the fertilizer of college education. A little may be useful, but flowers do not grow in pure manure.

Martin H. Fischer

Education is a private matter between the person and the world of knowledge and experience, and has little to do with school or college.

Lillian Smith

It takes most men five years to recover from a college education, and to learn that poetry is as vital to thinking as knowledge.

Brooks Atkinson

Life is my college. May I graduate well, and earn some honors!

Louisa May Alcott

College is the longest vacation you will ever take.

Dan Indante

A great many college graduates come here thinking of lawyers as social engineers arguing the great Constitutional issues

Archibald Cox

Americans are the only people in the world known to me whose status anxiety prompts them to advertise their college and university affiliations in the rear window of their automobiles

Paul Fussell

In college I had a weekend gig at a restaurant, a solo thing that was the best practice I could have ever had. That is where I learned to coordinate my singing and my piano playing.

Norah Jones†

You know that it is only through work that you can achieve anything, either in college or in the world

Charles W. Eliot

The most conservative persons I ever met are college undergraduates. The radicals are the men past middle life.

Woodrow T. Wilson

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

Mark Twain

A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in the students.

John Ciardi

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education.

Theodore Roosevelt
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