Comedian Quotes

God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.


The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.

Lenny Bruce

A comedian can only last 'til he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him serious.

Will Rogers

As much experience, education and awareness as one can attain is important for a comedian.

Shelley Berman

When another comedian has a lousy show, I'm the first one to admit it.

Jack Benny

I believe in being honest with myself. If there's one thing I hate it's when a comedian is great and won't admit it. I've never met one like that, but if I did, I'd hate them.

Jack Benny

Arnold Schwarzenegger is the governor of your state. How can I, as a comedian, create a reality that encompasses that?

Lewis Niles Black

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