Page one is a diet, page two is a chocolate cake. It's a no-win situation
Champion wrestlers are made by planning their seasons and careers around a framework of 8 building blocks: diet, nutrition, conditioning, technique, weight training, mental preparation, drilling, and natural talent.
There is no disease, bodily or mental, which adoption of vegetable diet, and pure water has not infallibly mitigated, wherever the experiment has been fairly tried.
An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
A golfer's diet: live on greens as much as possible.
A golfer's diet: live on greens as much as possible
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman
I venture to maintain that there are multitudes to whom the necessity of discharging the duties of a butcher would be so inexpressibly painful and revolting, that if they could obtain a flesh diet on no other condition, they would relinquish it forever.
A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit.
I have been on a diet for two weeks and all I have lost is fourteen days.
No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day, you are off it.
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow ye diet.
I am not naturally that thin, so I had to go through everything from using drugs to diet pills to laxatives to fasting. Those were my main ways of controlling my weight.
The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out.
'Tis a superstition to insist on a special diet. All is made at last of the same chemical atoms.
A diet is a plan, generally hopeless, for reducing your weight, which tests your will power but does little for your waistline.
If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out.
At the end of every diet,
the path curves back to the trough.
Simple diet is best--for many dishes bring many diseases; and rich sauces are worse than even heaping several meats upon each other.
I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
Be plain in dress, and sober in your diet; / In short, my deary! kiss me, and be quiet.
What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease
My soul is dark with stormy riot: Directly traced over to diet.
One day it's going to dawn on the human race that war is as barbaric a means of resolving conflict as cannibalism is as a means of coping with diet deficiencies