Diet Quotes

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.

Andy Rooney

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.


Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge.

Don Kardong

Nothing arouses more hope than the first four hours of a diet.


The Diet Mentality has come about because there is agreement in our society that the only way to lose weight is by dieting. But dieting produces absolutely no permanent, positive results. In fact, it makes you feel worse about yourself and probably does more damage than good to your health.

Robert L. Schwartz

There are six components of wellness: proper weight and diet, proper exercise, breaking the smoking habit, control of alcohol, stress management and periodic exams.

Kenneth H. Cooper

I am now in that happy comfortable state that I do not hesitate to indulge in any fancy in regard to diet, but watch the consequences, and do not continue any course which adds to weight or bulk and consequent discomfort.

William Banting

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow ye diet.

Lewis C. Henry

Probably nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first four hours of a diet.

Dan Bennett

If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out.

Jean Kerr

I have been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I have lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.

Erma Bombeck

I have a great diet.† You are allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.

Ed Bluestone

You know it is time to diet when you push away from the table and the table moves

Cockle Bur

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.


The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humor.

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