Dogs are wise. They crawl away into a quiet corner and lick their wounds and do not rejoin the world until they are whole once more.
The more one gets to know of men, the more one values dogs.
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs
No game designed to be played with the aid of personal servants by right-handed men who can't even bring along their dogs can be entirely good for the soul.
Golf seems to me an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dogs out.
There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing cars and pros putting for pars
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear
Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really.
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives.
I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
Beware of silent dogs and still waters
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
I saw everything from starvation and neglect to where dogs were chained to trees and had arrows shot through them and even cats set on fire. During my investigations, more times than not children or women living in the home had also been abused.
Dogs smoke in France.
We are impossibly conceited animals, and actually dumb as heck. Ask any teacher. You don't even have to as a teacher. Ask anybody. Dogs and cats are smarter than we are.
It is loneliness that makes the loudest noise. This is true of men as of dogs.
[Being a celebrity] doesn't even seem to keep the fleas off our dogs - and if being a celebrity won't give me an advantage over a couple of fleas, then I guess there can't be much in being a celebrity after all.