Drinking Quotes

The worse you are at thinking, the better you are at drinking.

Terry Goodkind

Of all vices, drinking is the most incompatible with greatness.

Sir Walter Scott

They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.

Scottish Proverb

I view the tea-drinking as a destroyer of health, an enfeebler of the frome, an engender of effeminacy and laziness, a debaucher of youth and maker of misery for old age

William Cobbett

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.

Robert Benchley

Drink today, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best, while you have it, use your breath; There is no drinking after death

Ben Jonson

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.

Dave Barry

I have been watching what I eat. When I was putting on all the weight, I was drinking Guinness and not eating. I did not have room to because I was drinking all the time.

Robbie Williams

I am gaining weight the right way: I'm drinking beer.

Johnny Damon†

I drank a bottle of wine for company. It was Chateau Margaux. It was pleasant to be drinking slowly and to be tasting the wine and to be drinking alone. A bottle of wine was good company.

Ernest Hemingway

So far as drinking is concerned, you have my hearty approval; for wine does of a truth moisten the soul and lull our griefs to sleep....[and with small cups] we shall ...be brought by its gentle persuasion to a more sportive mood

Xenophon

There is this to be said in favor of drinking, that it takes the drunkard first out of society, then out of the world.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

The king sits in Dunfermline town Drinking the blude-red wine.

Trad Ballad

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough

Unknown

Kissing is like drinking salted water. You drink, and your thirst increases.

Chinese Proverb