Fake Quotes

Cheat your landlord if you can and must, but do not try to shortchange the Muse. It cannot be done. You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal.

William Seward Burroughs

Theres something wonderful about drinking in the afternoon. A not-too-cold pint, absolutely alone at the bar even in this fake-ass Irish pub.

Anthony Michael

You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well.

Carrie Fisher

Potential steroid users are seduced by the fake picture of health and vitality and virility. The picture doesn't show the strain on the arteries, the wear and tear on the heart and the psyche. It doesn't show the caskets.

Jeff Rutstein

Nothing is so easy to fake as the inner vision.

Robertson Davies

Romance, like the rabbit at the dog track, is the elusive, fake, and never attained reward which, for the benefit and amusement of our masters, keeps us running and thinking in safe circles.

Beverly Jones

Anything that consoles is fake.

Iris Murdoch

You can fake your age or mask it, but the passion that moves the characters has to be real.

Victoria Abril

Integrity is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake your consciousness, just as honesty is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake existence.

Ayn Rand

Anyone who tries to make you believe that he knows all about wines is obviously a fake

Leon Adams

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

Groucho Marx

The childless experts on child raising also bring tears of laughter to my eyes when they say, \"I love children because they\'re so honest.\" There is not an agent in the CIA or the KGB who knows how to conceal the theft of food, how to fake being asleep, or how to forge a parent\'s signature like a child.

Bill Cosby

Your only obligation in any lifetime is to be true to yourself. Being true to anyone else or anything else is not only impossible, but the mark of a fake messiah.

Richard Bach

You don’t lose when you lose fake friends.

Joan Jett

To fake it is to stand guard over emptiness.

Arthur Herzog

After all, it is hard to master both life and work equally well. So if you are bound to fake one of them, it had better be life.

Joseph Brodsky

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

George Burns

It’s better to be a fake somebody than a real nobody.

Matt Damon

You can’t fake listening. It shows.

Raquel Welch

Fake is as old as the Eden tree.

Orson Welles

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.

Richard Jeni

We’re the geniuses of the house because only a person intelligent as we could fake such stupidity.

Bill Cosby

The tongue that belongs to a fake friend is sharper than a knife.

Argentine proverb

Romance, like the rabbit at the dog track, is the elusive, fake, and never attained reward which, for the benefit and amusement of our masters, keeps us running and thinking in safe circles

Beverly Jones
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