Fake Quotes

After all, it is hard to master both life and work equally well. So if you are bound to fake one of them, it had better be life.

Joseph Brodsky

It’s better to be a fake somebody than a real nobody.

Matt Damon

You can’t fake listening. It shows.

Raquel Welch

Fake is as old as the Eden tree.

Orson Welles

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.

Richard Jeni

We’re the geniuses of the house because only a person intelligent as we could fake such stupidity.

Bill Cosby

The tongue that belongs to a fake friend is sharper than a knife.

Argentine proverb

Romance, like the rabbit at the dog track, is the elusive, fake, and never attained reward which, for the benefit and amusement of our masters, keeps us running and thinking in safe circles

Beverly Jones

Romance, like the rabbit at the dog track, is the elusive, fake, and never attained reward which, for the benefit and amusement of our masters, keeps us running and thinking in safe circles

Beverly Jones

To fake it is to stand guard over emptiness

Arthur Herzog

It is not easy taking this path, even though people like to pretend it is. I hate the stigma that wrestling is "fake".

William M. Kucmierowski

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

George Burns

Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They don’t know they’re being funny.

Stephen Colbert

It would be hard to blame you for having trouble taking much of what is said in Washington seriously. You heard about the Medicare actuary who was forced to fudge the numbers and lie to Congress to keep his job. You heard the falsified numbers in Iraq on everything from the cost of the war to the number of trained Iraqi troops to a slam dunk case for weapons of mass destruction. You heard about the administration sponsored fake newscasts to mislead people all across America.

Senator Kerry

Each hamlet or village or town should be a place, its own place. This is not a matter of fake historicism or artsy-craftsy architecture. It is a matter of respect for things existing, subtle patterns of place woven from vistas and street widths and the siting and color and scale of stores, houses, and trees.... If the countryside is to prosper, it must be different from city or suburb.... The difference is in part the simple business of containing our towns and giving them boundaries.

Robert Riley