Friday Quotes

There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting

George Carlin

Many years ago in a period commonly know as Next Friday Afternoon, there lived a King who was very Gloomy on Tuesday mornings because he was so Sad thinking about how Unhappy he had been on Monday and how completely Mournful he would be on Wednesday


Not for nothing is their motto TGIF - Thank God It's Friday. They live for the†weekends, when they can go do what they really want to do.

Richard Nelson†Bolles†

I bought a ticket on Airline Bizarre ... a one-way round-trip ticket.... You leave any Monday and they bring you back the previous Friday.... that way, you still have the†weekend.


Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You have had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You are sunk from a riot of relaxation.

Ogden Nash

A converted cannibal is one who, on Friday, eats only fishermen

Emily Lotney

Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon.


If it wasn't for O'Flanagan's Pub on Manhattan's Upper East Side, I don't know where I would have spent my Friday nights as a young man.

Michael Bloomberg

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