Fuck You Motherfucker Quotes

Think about this, the people gave birth to me cannot stop hating each other enough. What does that tell you about me? Half of my genes must be fighting with other half, no wonder I am so fucking messed up.

Chetan Bhagat

When you think about a rebel, you think about people who are going against things. I dont really go against anything; I just do exactly whatever the fuck I want to do. I just do whats natural, and go for it, and deal with it later.

Wiz Khalifa

I cannot see the word troubled prefixing the name of some poor starlet who has been dragged through the mire of tabloid spite without vomiting directly onto the newspaper. Troubled by whom? Troubled by you, you fuckwits.

Derren Victor Brown

Don't let the world bring you down. Not everyone here is that fucked up and cold. Remember why you came, and while you're alive, Experience the warmth before you grow old.

Brandon Boyd

Only when the last tree has been cut down and the last river has dried up will man realize that reciting red indian proverbs makes you sound like a fucking muppet.

Banksy

You have to face facts. We have not brought quality in. One or two have done all right but not enough to take the team onto the next level. We can't gamble on players who have scored six goals in six games in the fucking Pontins League or in Belgium. I know a lot of the supporters are umming and ahhing about whether to buy their season tickets. They go out and work hard. It is a lot of money to buy a season ticket at our place and they are not getting value for money.

Joey Barton

I got more riches than you, fuck more bitches than you/ Only thing I haven't got is more, stitches than you/ Fuckin punk, you ain't a leader, what? Nobody followed you/ You was never shit, your mother shoulda swallowed you

Lamont Coleman

If a director wants to give me a job, I sometimes ask them to screen-test me. Then they can't sort of blame me if they're not getting what they wanted later on. It's like, "You fucking hired me; you saw what you were getting."

Paul Bettany

The Catholics have it right. I love what they do. That whole "the pope's infallible" thing is tremendous. Let's face facts: If you took somebody with no religious leanings whatsoever and locked that person in a psych ward with nobody around and no stimuli, the Catholic church is exactly what he'd come up with. "Listen to this. There's this old guy in a dress, see? He wears all these great costumes and wherever he says about anything from birth control to what to watch on television, that's it, 'cause pope knows best. He can't lift his head up, but, fuck, he's a genius.

Lewis Niles Black

All they had to do was send two kids to Kinko's and ask for a picture of a camel WITH A FUCKING NUCLEAR WEAPON ON ITS BACK! It was the coldest winter ever! I thought last winter was the coldest winter ever, but I was wrong now wasn't I? You see because I travel all the time. So last winter, I'd be in the midwest, and the blizzard would hit. And then I'd fly home, AND THE BLIZZARD WOULD HIT AGAIN!

Lewis Niles Black

Is milk good or bad?... I rest my case. You don't know. You don't know anymore, and a lot of you are sitting there thinking "Fuck, I'm an adult and I don't need to drink that shit anymore!"

Lewis Niles Black

Or you'll get on your cell phone, which is really smart. "Oh I'm gonna be late!" That's fuckin smart: to drive with one of those fuckin things in your hand. It's bad enough that people are in supermarkets -- "Honey, I love you." FUCK YOU, okay? Shut-up! I'm trying to buy a tomato, okay, got it? I'm even carrying mine, this piece of shit. This is Sprint. [someone cheers] Oh.. FUCK SPRINT. okay? You work for those idiots, I need to talk to you. "Every call is crystal clear." Yeah, right: to yourself! You can hear you!

Lewis Niles Black

Ass low, ass low, I always request you. You go get fucked up and we just show up at your rescue.

Drake

I should call it a night, but fuck it I cant resist: this one is for all the niggas from my city tryna diss. Without a response from me you really fail to exist and I love to see you fail, that feeling there is the shit.

Drake

I hate gettin messages from you. Its like you know the perfect shit to say, fucks up my whole day. I thought that all these feelings went away.

Drake

Just know we grinding til its light out. Show up in your city, turn that muhfucker right out.

Drake

Fuck you pussy ass hater you should do you, you aint heard of me then you should go and get a Blues Clue.

Drake

Dont know why it happens every time we alone. But here we are again and I swear Im in my zone. So Imma sip this drink until that muhfucker gone, then you go get undressed and we gon get it on.

Drake

All those girls that played me eat your muthafuckin heart out.

Drake

I know things get hard but girl you got it, girl you got it, there you go. Cant you tell by how they looking at you everywhere you go? Wondering whats on your mind, it must be hard to be that fine when all these muthafuckas wanna waste your time. Its just amazing, girl. All I can say is Im so proud of you.

Drake

Yeah Im the truth, thats right I fuckin said it. The living proof that you aint gotta die to get to heaven.

Drake

Oh you wanna be a muhfuckin funny guy? Dont make me break your Kevin Hart boy.

Drake

So you see there is a difference between doing something professional, and only talking about it. And all that people there in the Internet, bashing or whatever, they cannot tell a fucking story for 5 minutes.

Uwe Boll

Doubt fucks everything. Take a foundation, no matter how strong, sprinkle generously with doubt, and watch it crumble. Me? I'm unfuckwithable. Not this knee, not bad weather, and certainly not the many men that wish bad intentions on me can stop me. I rise up, not like a phoenix, but like the zombie corpse of Dick Murdoch. This brainbuster is for you.

Phil Brooks

Take away the right to say "fuck" and you take away the right to say "fuck the government."

Lenny Bruce

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