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Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting.

It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcasticd festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.

Jean Baudrillar

Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting.

William Arthur Ward

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.

Jean Baudrillard

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

Bill Cosby

The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone and the wishbone that go with it.

Elaine Agather

Ethical dilemmas have a way of sneaking up on a person. If something smells funny, stay away from it. Or help get rid of it.

Price Pritchett

A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend YOU got bit by a snake. Then start an argument about who's going to get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.

Jack Handey

Jazz is not dead - it just smells funny

Frank Zappa

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married

Robert Frost

A rich man's joke is always funny.

Thomas Edward Brown

I'm obsessive about the kind of melodrama of getting through the days and trying to make them good and funny and a happy experience. But my feeling towards the fans is that they delivered me from darkness.

Tom Baker

Misquotation is, in fact, the pride and privilege of the learned. A widely- read man never quotes accurately, for the rather obvious reason that he has read too widely.

Hesketh Pearson

Hitching up the M11 coming back from a Dexys gig got picked up 'bout half eleven by this bloke in a funny wig.

Attila the Stockbroker

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.

George Bernard Shaw

Be funny on a golf course? Do I kid my best friend's mother about her heart condition?

Phil Silvers

Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They don’t know they’re being funny.

Stephen Colbert

Funny you mention my dinner parties when I have just suggested that inviting close friends over to share a meal with candlelight and wine at your table could be a form of religious experience for some people To me it is a form of sacrament.

Sally Quinn

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

Peter Ustinov

When the Devil quotes Scriptures, it's not, really, to deceive, but simply that the masses are so ignorant of theology that somebody has to teach them the elementary texts before he can seduce them.

Paul Goodman

Temper is a funny thing; it spoils children, ruins adults, and strengthens steel

Julia Moss Seton

What we eventually run up against are the forces of humourlessness, and let me assure you that the humourless as a bunch don't just not know what's funny, they don't know what's serious. They have no common sense, either, and shouldn't be trusted with anything.

Martin Amis

I do not think that obsession is funny or that not being able to stop one's intensity is funny.

Jim Dine

Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.

George Orwell