Funny Pharmasist Quotes Quotes

I go online and read the comments about me. I'm always nervous that they're going to say something mean. But a lot of people say nice things, too. It's important to keep yourself in balance. When someone writes something about me that's not true, I just try to look at it like it's funny.

Taylor Swift

The humorous story is told gravely; the teller does his best to conceal the fact that he even dimly suspects that there is anything funny about it.

Samuel Langhorne Clemens

I'm obsessive about the kind of melodrama of getting through the days and trying to make them good and funny and a happy experience. But my feeling towards the fans is that they delivered me from darkness.

Tom Baker

When people say it's a funny thing about them, you will probably be able to control your hysterics. They are only getting ready to announce the shattering fact that they don't like something. And it's not going to be something that's really quite awful, like suttee or apartheid; it's going to be something small.

Ruth Eleanor

Hitching up the M11 coming back from a Dexys gig got picked up 'bout half eleven by this bloke in a funny wig.

Attila the Stockbroker

What we eventually run up against are the forces of humourlessness, and let me assure you that the humourless as a bunch don't just not know what's funny, they don't know what's serious. They have no common sense, either, and shouldn't be trusted with anything.

Martin Amis

Good sex is impossible to write about. Lawrence and Updike have given it their all, and the result is still uneasy and unsure. It may be that good sex is something fiction just can't do like dreams. Most of the sex in my novels is absolutely disastrous. Sex can be funny, but not very sexy.

Martin Amis

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married

Robert Frost

Temper is a funny thing; it spoils children, ruins adults, and strengthens steel

Julia Moss Seton

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcasticd festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.

Jean Baudrillar

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

Peter Ustinov

A rich man's joke is always funny.

Thomas Edward Brown

Jazz is not dead - it just smells funny

Frank Zappa

Funny you mention my dinner parties when I have just suggested that inviting close friends over to share a meal with candlelight and wine at your table could be a form of religious experience for some people To me it is a form of sacrament.

Sally Quinn

It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get

Arnold Palmer
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