Game Quotes
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
Robin Williams
No game designed to be played with the aid of personal servants by right-handed men who can't even bring along their dogs can be entirely good for the soul.
Bruce McCall
Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around.
Rick Reilly
Golf isn't like other sports where you can take a player out if he's having a bad day. You have to play the whole game
Phil Blackmar
Playing the game I have learned the meaning of humility. It has given me an understanding of futility of the human effort.
Abba Eban
I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.
Gerald Ford
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
Miller Barber and Lee Trevino
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies
Will Rogers
If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is
Horace G. Hutchinson
It's easy to see golf not as a game at all but as some whey-faced, nineteenth-century Presbyterian minister's fever dream of exorcism achieved through ritual and self-mortification.
Bruce McCall
Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can't play it.
Ted Ray
Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course - the distance between your ears.
Bobby Jones
I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game: it's called an eraser.
Arnold Palmer
